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Nicola's Not The Sharpest
Nicola helped to perpetuate the received wisdom that glamour
girls aren't exactly the smartest of cookies today.
Vinnie loves to wind his peers up, we all know that, and
this afternoon he mentioned his 'Big Brother Diaries', suggesting
that he plans to dish the dirt on his fellow housemates when
he leaves the House.
"I apologise to some of you now for the Diary report
when we get out," said the 45-year-old, giving a cheeky
wink. However, Nicola got confused and thought that Vinnie
had been publishing something daily from inside the Big Brother
House. Er, no. Slight rule-break. Not to mention impossible.
Vinnie re-iterated that he's got all the gossip in his head,
and then, continuing the joke, declared: "The guillotine
will come down on one-or-two (of you)". But dozy Nicola
got confused again, asking, "What's a guillotine?"
"Did you go to school?" asked Stephen, amazed that
the 27-year-old Page 3 Girl had never even heard of a guillotine
Yes Stephen, she went to the School of knowing-all-the-gossip-and-how-to-do-hair-and-nails.
And as she ably demonstrated today, it ain't no Harvard or
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