Dirty Dirk Scrubs-up For Shilpa
After some pressure from the group for not showering for
days, Dirk embarked on a personal clean-up mission today,
perhaps in a bid to catch the attention of a certain Bollywood
Obviously believing that women like their men 'au naturelle',
the actor told his peers, "A woman likes the smell of
a man's sweat. It excites them," before going-on to say,
"I don't wear cologne or aftershave or that stuff. I
want a woman to smell the real me". Nice.
However, he subsequently went for the full works: a shower,
a shave and a scrub-up, and the result got him closer to Shilpa
than ever before!
Exiting the bathroom at around 1pm, he came over and did
a twirl for Shilpa and Jo, declaring, "Clean! The new
Shilpa asked to take a sniff to check that he was clean,
so Dirk lent-in close and let his would-be bride take a good
However, Dirk's manly instincts quickly took over, and the
aging actor nuzzled into the object of his desires, gave her
an semi-intimate cuddle and almost caressed her bum!
The actress absolutely cracked-up as she rolled out of his
way, running around the room, saying, "Oh my God... I
am definitely nominating you!"
"I will have my way with you," joked Dirk,
before clarifying that it was a line from a movie, and Shilpa
carried-on laughing as she confirmed that the A-Team smoothie
had passed the sniff test.
She then laid back down, took a deep breath and regained
her composure, still smiling at the fellow actor's cheeky
A hilarious moment, and it got us wondering if there's still
a glimmer of hope for a second CBB romance?
Either that, or Dirk overstepped the mark and is in big trouble
at the next round of noms!
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