Big-up The Savile Massive!
Approaching midnight tonight, the older members of the group
were sat chatting about the day's surprise visitor, Jimmy
"Dear Jim, can you fix it for me to get parole,"
joked Michael, mimicking his distinctive voice and doing the
Preston, trying to save the barmy one-time boxer some embarrassment
when he returns, hoped that Jim wasn't watching live on e4.
Pete, however, gave no such consideration, matter-of-factly
stating, "I thought he was dead".
You've got to love the surgically-enhanced singer's frankness
and no-nonsense delivery, if nothing else!
George wondered why Jimmy always wears tracksuits and Pete
recalled that it was because 'you can sleep in them, and you're
dressed when you get up'. Hmm, practical, if not hygienic.
The politician then mentioned that Jimmy was keen to show
that he had 'connections'. Indeed, we recall that he talked
about his ability to look after himself in the fascinating
Louis Theroux documentary, 'When Louis Met... Jimmy'.
"Three times he said someone would have to eat through
a straw if they mess with him," said George, recounting
the platinum-haired 79-year-old's slightly bizarre boasts.
But Pete, with another of his classic cutting comments, said
of Jimmy's impending return to the house, "Lets try and
get to the point tomorrow... 'Have we got it (our wish) or
haven't we? Now F**K OFF!'"
There followed some discussion about when he was knighted,
with Michael saying it was some time in the 80's. In fact,
it was in 1990.
Mike then claimed that in the early days, Jimmy was ahead
of his time and wore dapper suits rather than the sportswear
he dons now.
"He's an honoury member of Goldie Looking Chain from
tomorrow," said Maggot amusingly, and Jimmy certainly
has the obligatory gold medallions.
The only thing is, as Rula pointed-out, his ostentatious
jewellery isn't goldie-looking, it's very much real.
Res-peck, for the Savile!
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