Apply To Be In The Real 'Kandy Floss!'
'Big Brother's Big Breakfast' is looking for band members
for Chantelle's previously-fictional girl group Kandy Floss.
The show, an early morning derivative of Dermot O'Leary's
usual evening show 'Big Brother's Little Brother', is putting
together the group and needs another four female members to
There's been lot's of talk in the house about how well the
dizzy model could do with the song 'I Want It Right Now',
but we suspect that Channel 4's hopes for the band are slightly
It's a tongue-in-cheek bit of fun to be honest, and if successful,
you'll probably get to sing just once with Chantelle when
she gets out.
Reality Alert: You are not going to be the next Spice Girls,
so if you're serious about a pop career, you probably shouldn't
apply. It's just a laugh really.
That said, Fame Academy headteacher and record company boss
Richard Park has pointed-out that the charts take into account
downloads these days.
In theory, if enough copies of the catchy but badly-sung
ditty were downloaded from the net, it could actually make
it into the charts.
Arrgh! The world's gone mad!
Just like founding member Chantelle, if you can't sing very
well and have a hopeless sense of rhythm, you have a very
good chance of getting into Kandy Floss.
E-mail Dermot and his team on firstname.lastname@example.org to offer
your services, but BBO cannot answer queries about this, so
no begging e-mails please!
In the meantime, if you'd like to show your support and buy
a one-size-fits-all 'Kandy Floss' T-shirt, complete with smart
pink logo, please e-mail us for more details.
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