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John Makes His First Boob-y
Less than three hours in, and John McCririck made his first
boob tonight when talking about his wife, affectionately known
to him as 'Booby'.
With a casual mention of the nickname in front of his fellow
housemates, they looked puzzled until the non-PC pundit coldly
talked about, "The woman I'm married-to," and defined
the term as meaning: 'A bird who is stupid and pathetically
easy to catch'.
What a charmer!
Caprice reacted in shocked laughter, her mouth agape, and
Germaine Greer couldn't believe her ears either. But the sweaty-headed
sexist went-on to launch a verbal assault on renowned feminist
"The misery (that) this woman's caused...", he began,
before completing his attack with, "Encouraging women
to be above their stations".
But the sisters weren't having it and Lisa promptly waded-in
to the conversation. However, ignoramus John was not deterred
and then started on Brigitte by talking about how many men
Like he knows?
Caprice looked thoughtful and horrified at the same time,
making John's later comments about her having 'lust in her
eyes' for him seem woefully inaccurate.
Funnily enough, we have a feeling that hell will freeze over
before Caprice becomes the new 'Booby!'
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