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Oh, Get Over It Lovey!
Les has a bit of an obsession with Jeremy Spake. Who, we hear
you ask? Exactly Les' point!
Jeremy Spake is the portly, camp, Russian-speaking chap (nicely
put! - Ed) from the fly-on-the-wall TV docusoap Airport.
A little while ago our Jezza, as no-one has ever called him,
started turning up all over the place, the kind of celebrity
that would pitch up at the opening of a paper bag!
It is this kind of thing that has annoyed Les and made him
very vocal about it recently, the fact that people like Jeremy
aren't 'real celebrities' as they haven't trod the boards,
served their time etc.
Just before he went to bed tonight, Les once again mentioned
Mr. Spake, and when Sue accused the former comedian of 'having
a thing about him', Les said, "It's not him, it's what
he stands for."
As Les trundled off into the garden, Sue took the p*** by
pulling her microphone close and half-whispering, "Big
brother, if you're listening, please have Jeremy Spake waiting
when Les gets out."
We'd like to see that: a supposed 'non-celebrity' according
to Les, meeting a supposed 'non-celebrity' according to the
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