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Arggh! I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!
It was almost 1am and Anne started singing more show tunes,
one after another.
When asked by a sarky Sue, "Do you do this at home?",
Anne replied with, "It's age. I guarantee you'll do it."
This prompted a quick response from the comedian: "I
guarantee I WON'T!"
She then followed-up her remark with, "If I ever had
children, I'd demand that they gaffer tape my mouth up if
I start singing show tunes!"
Les, who'd now joined Anne in the singing, admitted to doing
it at home and said that he often got stick from his wife
for only knowing bits of the songs.
However, Sue couldn't handle the relentless musical numbers
and said in a raised voice, "It is time for the adults
to go to bed now... Mark, make the adults go to bed".
Les then sung a complete song along with Anne, the volume
getting louder and louder as the number progressed. Sue declared
that they were 'hyper-caffeinated' (sic) and started rocking
back-and-forth with the sheer mind-numbing power of their
Suddenly, there came an announcement from Mark, with a phrase
you're very unlikely to hear uttered by the real voice of
power: "This is Big Brother. Could Anne and Les please
shut the f*** up!"
There you go, that did it!
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