My Comical Romance
Luke continued his amusing and mutual 'pretend-to-hate-but-am-really-fond-of-you'
relationship with Rebecca tonight.
"You REPULSE me Rebecca," said the resident geek,
before telling Mikey that the kindergarten nurse is everything
he hates. "Opposites attract," noted Mario, but
then Luke tried to palm Bex off on Darnell, saying, "One
cig and she'll do what you want!"
So, Bex cuddled the albino songwriter and pointed-out that
Darnell had bigger muscles, prompting Luke to reply: "Is
this supposed to make me jealous Rebecca?" in his usual
high pitched tone. "Take her... I don't want her,"
added the 20-year-old wimp.
However, Bex was soon sitting in the bathroom telling the
skinny Wigan lad, "You've got the body and personality
of a 12-year-old boy!" before things moved to the luxury
bedroom where the playfulness continued.
Basically, Luke told Bex to put herself out-of her misery
with the help of a pillow, before Stu gently pushed him onto
Bex, where he lingered on top of her for much longer than
was strictly necessary.
"Get off me now, you absolutely repulse me," spat
Rebecca in faux-disgust, as Dale speculated that the pair
would be 'spooning' tonight. But when Rebecca then cuddled-up
to Luke, Jen warned that 'things might happen' (read: he might
get aroused). With that, Luke leant forward, picked-up a cushion
and put it in his lap!
Then, responding to his peers' suggestion that the would-be
lovebirds should sleep in the same bed, Luke moaned, "No,
I can't sleep with a woman who smokes". He later whined
that her bed was too 'fishy' due to the fact that she'd slept
in it wearing her seal suit for the task.
After 30 minutes of flirty banter and playfighting –
and after Darnell refused to be her 'sloppy seconds' –
Bex and Luke did end-up in the same bed, despite the latter's
Luke was acting like a gawky 14-year-old throughout, but
he and Rebecca's little 'thing' makes for the most comical
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