Crisp-licking Task Failed
Big Bro set the housemates another task today: they had to
sort 6,250 grams of mixed-up crisps (that's 250 packets) into
different flavours, and the method of distinguishing them
was by licking each-and-every crisp.
Not only was this cruel because the housemates are on basic
rations and were forbidden to eat any, it was also hard on
their 'chops, with Bex later complaining of a 'furry' mouth
and Mo's lips looking a bit sore.
And as the group sorted the potato-based snacks into individual
bags of salt and vinegar, cheese and onion, Worcester sauce
and ready salted, there was even a bogey-based crisis at one
"Someone's dropped tissue in(to the bowl)," noted
a freaked-out Lisa, with a disgusted Alexandra temporarily
refusing to go on, and Sylvia exclaiming, "Please don't
tell me there's bogey-tissue in the crisps!"
But the crisis soon blew over and the thirsty tasters continued
sorting crisps for the full two-hour duration.
However, their efforts were in vain, as the group were only
allowed a 5% margin of error, but were miles-out on the cheese
and onion and Worcester sauce.
"Eat my shorts!" shouted Darnell upon hearing the
result, and in light of the group's failure, Rex was bemused
that they'd manage to confuse those two flavours, Sylvia had
a moan about straining her taste buds, and Luke vowed never
to eat a crisp again for the rest of his life.
Oh well. Never mind Luke, you'll get over it. In the meantime,
here's a you-style gag to cheer you up:
Q. What type of crisps do pilots like?
A. PLANE! (Groan)
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