Mikey Hit On The Head With Baseball
Darnell, Mohamed and Rex played a game of baseball this morning
using a makeshift ball made of string, but things went awry
when a clumsy Mo smacked the ball straight at Mikey's head!
With Mikey stood in the pool minding his own business, Mo
whacked the ball as hard as he could when it was bowled by
Darnell. However, its trajectory took it straight to the back
of Mikey's neck.
"Argh, f**king hell. F**king idiots," shouted the
shocked radio producer as his three peers laughed out loud.
However, it was no laughing matter, despite Rex coming inside
and declaring, "That is funny". Prat.
For Mikey's neck turned red instantly, and the Scot moaned,
quite rightly, that it could have much worse if he'd been
facing the other way. Darnell remarked that the 30-year-old
had taken the accidental battering like a man, while Mohamed
made sure that Mikey was okay and declared, "We've got
to be careful (from now on)".
Gah, where's Mario when you need him?
He may have bored us all to death with his continual Health
& Safety claptrap, but the beefy facilitator would never
have let this happen to his bezzie mate!
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