Brian Admits He's An Addict
Approaching 1pm this afternoon, Brian came to the Diary Room
to admit that he's an addict and is having withdrawal symptoms,
having spent six weeks being deprived of... television!
In his best dopey voice, the 20-year-old Londoner playfully
"I keep dreaming about TV. All my dreams last night
were about buying DVDs and watching TV and watching Big Bruvvers
Australia's and watching Big Brother 8, but I'm not in it.
The version that I'm not in... that's just weird, I know.
My dreams are weird."
"I'm just really dreaming about TV, it won't get off
my head. I miss this TV stimulation. This is all I want is
TV at the moment. I'm a TV addict, I can't help it! I need
telly right now. Telly would be really good."
It was just like the frantic ramblings of a desperate junkie,
and the data clerk even asked BB to give him a 'fix', by allowing
him to do a task where he'd get to watch one of his favourite
Frankly, although some people find him endearing, Brian doesn't
come across as the sharpest tack in the box. Indeed, some
fans still think that he's exaggerating his innocent-but dim
This was highlighted most recently when he seemed to know
what attire Shakespeare would have worn i.e. an Elizabethan
ruff, despite previously claiming that he had no idea who
the world-famous poet was.
Anyway, getting back to the subject, they say that drugs
can addle your brain, so let's just hope brainbox Bri doesn't
ever get addicted to crack like he is to TV...
He can't afford to lose any of those precious braincells,
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