Brian Gets The Better Of Charley During Bedtime Barnie
Brian and Charley had a bedtime barnie tonight, during-which
the former totally humiliated his mouthy peer. Yay!
It all started with talk about their respective home towns
but within five minutes Brian was saying, "Don't mug
me off about my area".
Charley then stated that some parts of Essex are nice, however
the big man was brewing and said he wouldn't take the mick'
out of her area, mentioning her claim about being
an IT girl in the process.
In response, the unemployed Londoner boasted, "For my
age I do f***ing alright mate... so if I wanna' call myself
a 'South London IT girl', I will".
Brian then jumped down her throat, asking what she meant,
and Charley added, "The girls of my age are all broke
in my area. (They) aint on sh**t, got kids and that. Not for
me mate; I do live the high life. Out of all my friends I've
probably got more than them".
An angry Brian mocked her, prompting everyone to laugh, and
the data man then raised his voice and said, "I hate
the fact that you have to tell everyone all the time how much
of an 'IT' girl you are. Who gives a f***ing s**t?"
The big man then went into a massive rant, telling Charley
that she was a mug who should 'jog on', before doing a speeded-up
voice impersonation and then relentlessly saying, "Mrrrgh
mrrrgh mrrrrrrgh ma ma mrrrrgh," in a rhythmic manner.
This had Gerry dancing around the room and Brian's other peers
"Ya da da da da dada-da," continued the 20-year-old
Essex boy, before resuming his previous mock of, "Mrrrgh
mrrrrrrrrrrgh mrrrrrgh, you're boring, mrrrrrrrrgh,"
which had some of his peers killing themselves laughing.
It irritated the hell out of Charley – because she
couldn't win the argument – and even Carole joined-in
with her own jibe by saying that Gerry was off to the 'South
End IT Caravan'. Good one Cazza!
Things then cooled down for about ten minutes, but it all
flared-up again when Brian accused Charley of Pre Monday Politics
and suggested that she's never nice to anyone and doesn't
have any friends in the House.
In response, Charley accused him of being a grass and with
both housemates shouting at the top of their voices, amazingly
the Twins actually came into the bedroom to witness the set-to.
In the end, Charley left the room having been shouted-down
by a hyped-up Brian, but not before he'd snapped, "Go
and fly on your bl**dy broomstick!"
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