It's A Truly Alarming Situation
It's Day 48 of the game, and you'd have thought that the
housemates would recognise the significance of the wake-up
alarm by now. But no, not this lazy lot!
When an alarm goes off, be it a burglar alarm, a 'clocking-off'
alarm or your alarm clock at home, the sole purpose is to
provoke you into doing something such as investigating, going
home or getting up.
Everyone knows that, however it's a fact that seems to have
gone over the heads of the Big Brother 8 bunch, who've become
adept at ignoring whatever sound Big Brother plays into the
So, Big Bro tried its most raucous-sounding din yet this
morning, an alarm featuring plenty of clanging, whirring,
buzzing and drilling. Whatsmore, the all-seething entity seemed
to have cranked-up the volume to a Spinal Tap-like '11' today.
But were the group shocked into getting-up immediately? Nah,
they just ignored it as usual. Arggh!
Hmm... what to do? How about getting squeaky-voiced entertainer
Joe Pasquale to record the 'I know a song that'll get on your
nerves...' song, and playing that over-and-over until they
can't stand it any more?
The housemates would probably be amused at first, but surely
they'll go bonkers and have to get up by the 100th
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