Rule-Breakers And Rockets
The majority of Big Brother 8 housemates are a lazy bunch,
regularly managing to ignore Big Bro's wake-up alarm for an
unbelievable amount of time. So this morning, the all-seeing
entity decided to change tack.
Instead of the usual continuous buzzer, it played a selection
of different wake-up klaxons, much to early-riser Carole's
"Whey, the medley. Thank-you very much," declared
the 53-year-old, as she almost raved in her chair, arms waving
in the air in-time to the beat of the different buzzers.
"I hope it goes on all day, long and loud," said
the one-time campaigner, relishing the fact that the complete
racket would rile her younger peers and hopefully get them
Carole's moves then changed from a rave-style to some classic
'Nan-style' dancing, with her boogying away in the chair as
she chomped on her cereals.
But Charley was less impressed with the nauseating noise,
moaning from under her duvet, "We're up, we're up, we're
UP!" The lazy ligger then suggested that Big Bro would
probably switch the noise off when Ziggy went into the Diary
Room, however it didn't oblige.
Back in the kitchen, Carole said, "That's it, get up
girls. Get moving". But they weren't. At all. This is
a definite rule-break, ignoring Big Bro's alarm.
You know that phrase about lighting a firework and sticking
it where the sun doesn't shine to get someone moving...?
Well, drastic times call for drastic measures!
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