Big Bro Punishes Fake Rule-Break
Even though actress Thaila has now gone, Big Brother's 'Fake
Week' continues and the all-scheming entity punished the group
for something they didn't actually do this morning. He he.
Having called everyone together, the omnipresent power announced,
"At 1.40 this morning, three housemates broke a fundamental
rule of Big Brother. The three of you know who you are. Would
the three housemates come to the Diary Room immediately".
"Does anyone know what they've done?" asked Charley.
"We didn't do anything, none of us have broken a fundamental
rule," said Gerry. "Why don't they just tell us?"
A long discussion ensued and Carole went over the rules one-by-one,
but in the end they couldn't agree who'd been naughty, if
anyone. So, Big Bro decided to punish them in alphabetical
order just for the sheer hell of it, starting with Amanda,
Brian and Carole.
As the bemused (or amused in the case of Carole) trio arrived
in the chequered lobby, their punishment awaited them. They
had to stick corn kernels back on-to stripped cobs, thus re-instating
the fodder back to it's original form: corn on the cob...
albeit with the tang of Superglue!
"Oh this is hard. Look, I'm cock-handed," said
brainbox Brian, which wasn't a highly-inappropriate sexual
innuendo, as he actually meant 'cack-handed'. Doh!
Charley later bitched to Nicky and Tracey that Gerry, Carole
and Ziggy had said it definitely wasn't them, and avoided
the Diary Room when Big Bro asked for someone to come forward.
However, that was a bit rich given she and Nicky had a discussion
about nominations last night in the caravan, during which
the ligger admitted that if she didn't shut-up she would probably
end-up wearing Amanda's hot dog costume, adding, "I can't
What a brilliant idea though...
Big Brother, whoever it is, PLEASE make the evictee wear
that sausage-based suit on Friday night for their fake-eviction!
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