Laura's Not Bovvered About Going
On what could be her last night in the Big Brother House,
lazy Laura claimed that she'd actually be happy to go tomorrow
night if the public choose to evict her. Charley, however,
wasn't buying it...
"I know why your saying it Laura," began Charley,
attempting to psychoanalyse her peer, before continuing, "You're
saying it in case you go; it makes it look like you wanna'
Ahh, that old chestnut? They're all guilty of that one.
Laura then claimed that her personality had gone downhill
since the beginning of the show, and we'd have to agree. After
all, she showed plenty of promise as a potential fun character
right at the start of the series.
When asked what she'd do if she were to survive the 4th Eviction,
Lauz stated, "This is gonna' be the best week we've ever
had if I don't get evicted. I('ve) got loads of things up
No, she wasn't talking about some kind of squirrel-like stash
of food, rather she was hinting that she would 'up' her game
and come alive if she beats Chanelle.
However, if the nauseating nanny is to endear herself to
the voting public, she'll need to address a number of things,
Losing the Mr. Magoo grumpy face
Stop siding with Charley
Become enthusiastic and put effort into tasks
Get off her lazy butt and move away from the sofa/ bed occasionally
Stop picking her nose and flicking bogeys around the gaff
Ditch that skanky dressing gown
Stop eating food like it's going out of fashion
Lose the annoying, nasally voice
Talk more slowly
Start making sense when she speaks
Stop saying, "Guys..." at the start of every other
Talk more quietly
Actually say something interesting.
Just a few things then!
Frankly, there's more chance of a steam roller crashing through
the walls and accidentally flattening Charley than Laura turning
things round, but we'd definitely be willing to give the Welsh
nominee a reprieve if that were to happen.
Erm, anyone in the Elstree area got a steam roller we can
borrow? He he.
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