The Caravan Fans
It was a nightmare holiday destination for Charley and Brian
recently, but the housemates were permitted to hang-out in
the skanky caravan this evening. Gee, thanks a bunch Big Bro!
As a 'treat' for making banners earlier in the day, Big Brother
let the group spend time in the 4-berth van, and the excited
Twins chanted, "Ca-ra-van, ca-ra-van," as they stood
waiting to enter the ancient mobile home.
However, just as soon as Bri, Gezza, Charley, Carole, Lauz,
Chanelle and the Twins had all piled in, their peers suddenly
turned pranksters and wedged the door shut using the mangle.
But 'Mrs Moaner' Charley had a rant about how smelly it was
in there, perhaps forgetting that she could just open the
window if she needed fresh air or wanted to bail out.
Her fellow caravanners were having a ball though, checking-out
the fixtures and fittings and preparing for a pretend trip
to Blackpool or Southend.
Hmm, there's an idea: how about making one housemate, randomly
selected by Big Bro <cough> Charley <cough> sleep
alone in the van, and tow it somewhere else while she's, er..
we mean they, are busy counting sheep.
Destination suggestions, anyone?
What, you say... Kathmandu?
We'd probably still hear her foghorn-like gob and incessant
rants from there!
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