Liam's Lookin' Good In Leather!
Liam was deemed the most lustful housemate by Carole for
the latest task, so today Big Brother decided to help the
hunky tree surgeon absolve his sins... by dressing him up
in a load of kinky leather gear. Oo-er!
Having called him into the Diary Room this morning, Liam
was in for a bit of a shock when Big Bro introduced his outfit
for the foreseeable future. "Oh no," exclaimed the
Geordie boy, when the omnipresent power pointed-out that the
big studded leather thing was a neck collar.
And the definitely-not-gay housemate gasped as he perused
the rest of his gear, comprising of leather hot pants, leather
waistcoat, patent leather cap, wristbands and a string vest.
<wolf whistle> He he.
"Well thank, you, very, much, Big Brother," said
the 22-year-old, before being advised by the all-scheming
entity to wear boxer shorts under his outfit so-as not to
chafe his bits!
It was unclear whether Liam had to actually do anything,
or whether he just had to walk around the gaff looking like
a Village People reject, but Big Brother would no doubt get
back to him.
In the meantime, how's that Electric Six tune go? 'Doww,
dow, daa, dow, da, dow, I wanna' take you to a Gay Bar, a
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