Just Another Day In Paradise?
Ahh, things don't get any better than being in the Big Brother
House at the moment (that's irony in case you hadn't spotted
it! - Ed).
First, you get woken-up by an incredibly loud, annoying and
relentless alarm, which this morning went on and on for what
seemed like hours.
Then, when you're up – probably after having had insufficient
sleep because you got to bed really late – you can look
forward to a delicious bowl of slop to start the day off.
What, Corn Flakes, toast or a full cooked brekkie? No thanks!
At least Jonathan can laugh about it, this morning joking
to Carole, "That got me out of bed at such a rapid rate...
I couldn't wait for my slop".
Anyway, in the afternoon you'll probably be bored witless,
either indulging in the longest sunbathing session ever, or
watching rain fall, but almost certainly not getting
stuck-in to a meaty, meaningful and interesting conversation.
And of course, later in the day you can pretty-much rely
on the fact that you'll be either involved-in, or be spectating-on
some kind of friction started by Charley.
Pah! Who needs TV or video games?
So, forget the Bahamas BB fans, Borehamwood is definitely
the place to be this summer. NOT!
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