Early Morning Honesty
There was none of the usual 'sleeping-in until midday' malarkey
today, as Big Bro's cock crowed at the ridiculously early
time of 8.30am to wake-up the group. Good!
The half-asleep housemates were duly sent to the garden for
an early-morning Honesty session, where they took it in turns
to say what they didn't like about each other's looks.
Guru Ziggy started things off, telling Jonty, "When
you fart, your face squares in". Mind you, the museum
assistant guffs so often that the group gets plenty of chance
to see it!
"Twinnies, the one thing I dislike about your looks
is your deformed feet," admitted Brian, and they in-turn
chose to diss Liam's plates of meat.
Keeping the theme going – which was basically a cop-out
because no-one really likes feet unless they're fetishists
– Liam then criticised Kara-Louise's tootsies. The latecomer,
however, wasn't keen on Carole's ample bust, mainly because
she was jealous and was happy to admit it.
Carole wasn't a fan of Gerry's burgeoning belly and his constant
talk about it, and Gerry tried to be clever by telling Trace'
that he disliked the fact she was born a woman, "Because
it means I can't have you, as I'd like to". Groan.
Finally, Tracey laid into Ziggy's eyebrows, possibly not
the best way to ingratiate yourself to your Guru?
Anyway, when the session was over the bleary-eyed bunch retreated
to bed... no doubt to get some much-needed beauty sleep!
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