Yesterday it was established that Suzie had some choccy stashed
away for safe keeping. However, it transpires that confectionary
is not the only luxury item the posh model has been hoarding.
But guess which (foghorn-gobbed) housemate almost blew the
whistle on her squirrel-like activity? Go on, just GUESS?
You'll never get it... honestly, it's such a toughie...
Oh, you already knew that it was likely to be Jayne? Funny
"Here, look at Suzie," said Jayne loudly, peering
behind her pal's bed this morning and spotting a considerable
number of loo rolls hidden there.
"Leave it alone," snapped the oldest housemate,
trying to shut her up before the whole place knew.
"It's my stash. No-one will listen to me about keeping
things back, so I've put it aside," added Suzie.
However, Jayne then made her way into the kitchen and an
understandably concerned Suzie soon followed, basically to
make sure that she kept her trap shut.
Explaining that she had-to take charge of the rationing otherwise
the group would be out of everything in no time, Suzie then
asked Jayne not to broadcast the news.
"I won't say a word," replied the recruitment
Erm, if you believe that Suzie, you're more stupid than Glyn
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