Jayne's Going Stir Crazy!
They say that only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the
midday sun, but what about mad English women?
For, we're starting to wonder if the combination of blazing
heat and confinement is sending Jayne stir crazy!
The brash recruitment consultant recently suggested that
Spiral is actually a plant, having put two-and-two together
because of all the spirals around the House.
Then, earlier today, the 37-year-old told Nikki that she
thought she heard Ash and Jennie bitching about her, but accepted
that it may have been a dream. Erm, o-kay!
This 'afty, she got all shaky when a helicopter flew overhead,
inexplicably suggesting that someone in the House is really
a celebrity. Of course Richard was the obvious choice because,
being Canadian, we wouldn't have heard of him.
"He's an aposter, or whatever it's called," exclaimed
Jayne, almost frothing at the mouth with excitement as she
built on Ash's suggestion. "He's going to be evicted
tomorrow and he's going to Australia," she added.
But Dickie countered her claim by saying to the group, "What
if it's Jayne? Something's not right about her".
Indeed, you'd better get the straight jacket on standby Big
Bro, as Either Jayne or Nikki are gonna' need it sometime
soon by the look of things!
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