Clean, Clean, CLEAN!
Whilst doing the washing-up this morning, Michael's mind
turned to the cleanliness of the Secret House.
"I thought in this House we had cleaners," said
the student, prompting big Jon to say, "What? (To) make
your beds and clean the bathroom?"
And, slightly unbelievably, that's precisely what the gay
newbie meant. Erm, it's the BB House, not the Savoy!
Jennie rightly said that it would make things too easy and
Michael then stated that in his own gaff, he lives in squalor.
What, a student, living in a tip? Never!
However, sensing that he'd made himself sound like Stig of
the Dump, the 23-year-old Oldham lad clarified, "Everything's
clean. I'm clean. My clothes are clean. My sheets are clean.
Clean, clean, clean. Just not organised".
This is only their third full day in the Secret House and
already it's turning into a pigsty. That said, have you seen
the state of the floor in the main House?
They're gonna' need a hand-grenade to sort that place out
if someone doesn't wield the carpet cleaner sometime soon!
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