Suzie's Dull (Diet)
Suzie regaled her peers with stories of her eating habits
today. Um, try not to nod-off while you're reading this!
As the group sat together eating some posh nosh, there was
lots of talk about food and spices. But as a few people finished
their meal and left the table, Suzie continued the cuisine-related
"I just cant stand rice; I hate it. I always eat wholemeal
bread in the morning... and I always have cereal. I always
have All-Bran," began the not-so-interesting housemate.
She then waffled-on about toast, fruit, how she doesn't eat
carbs later in the day, how she doesn't eat rice - she hates
it (yep, you've already said that), how she has to have bran
first thing in the morning (yep, we know) and how she always
eats her main meal later in the evening.
By that stage, her audience had dwindled to two, and Glyn,
perhaps genuinely interested in the dull conversation or maybe
just being polite, said, "After I come home from school,
I have a snack".
Absolutely bl**dy enthralling!
Then, tea-obsessed Suzie talked about her early morning brew
and mentioned biscuits and, er, cereals again.
It was then time to talk about her evening meal, where the
model and would-be TV presenter mentioned prawns, tuna fish
and vegetables. In response to her mention of the latter,
Nikki said, "I'd get bored of that".
But before her peers fell asleep listening to the 43-year-old's
incessant chatter about her life (that they have no interest
in), Richard came over to hopefully change the subject.
"I do like a biscuit when I get up in the morning,"
began Suzie as Dickie arrived at the table.
Argghh! If she mentions cereals one more time...!
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