The Suzie Fan Club. Not!
The Plastics have joined the Suzie Fan Club today... okay,
we're lying; they've actually been bitching about the busty
newcomer all day!
During a trip to the Diary Room, Grace, Nikki and Lisa first
requested some booze, but decided to savage Suzie instead
when the all-seeing entity wouldn't oblige.
"She is a snotty old posh bird and she don't like us,"
moaned Lisa, possibly stating the obvious given that none
of them were invited to attend the slap-up meal.
"She's making this house a boring place to be, and when
I get bored... Grrrr."
Nikki colluded that Suzie doesn't like any of them apart
from Aisleyne, before bemoaning how old the seventeeth housemate
"We're going to suck each other's nipples to shock her!"
said Nikki, "Shock her out of her first-class carriage,"
added Grace, "Naked swimming tonight!" concluded
Lisa, who has deliberately toned down her language on Suzie's
Mind you, it was getting a bit freakin' excessive, wasn't
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