Group Fails Task As Four Get Fired
After three days of, er, working their fingers to the bone,
the housemates were called into the Diary Room one-by-one
for their appraisals today. And it wasn't good news...
Nikki was the first to be pulled-up by Boss Brother, for
leaving the desk unattended in her search for lip balm. Evidently
that's a serious offence at the Big Brother Temping Agency,
so she was fired on the spot!
Cleaner Lisa got a rollicking for smoking on the job, but
nevertheless managed to hang-on to her dusters. Glyn also
managed to keep his position, having tried his best in the
kitchen despite having zero culinary experience beforehand.
Despite Big Bro's concerns over a lack of respect for their
jobs, gardeners Pete and Aisleyne also managed to hold on
to theirs, mainly because their topiary skills were so good.
But lifeguards Richard and Mikey didn't fare so well, the
latter being sacked for being 'an embarrassment' in light
of his petting with Grace. Tut, tut!
The group could afford no more sackings and promo girl Grace
didn't let them down, despite having messed-around with Glyn
a bit too much. Big Bro was particularly pleased with Grace's
performance when dressed as a cow earlier in the day (we're
saying nothing! - Ed).
Imogen did okay in her role as a toilet attendant, but Security
guards Sam and Lea were given the elbow for being late starting
one of their early-hours patrols.
"You were chosen, as Big Brother thought you took the
welfare of others very seriously. You’ve not only let
the Big Brother temp agency down, but also your housemates,"
said the all-seeing entity as the rest of the group watched
on the Plasma screen.
So, a total of four sackings meant the group had failed the
task and would therefore have just £70 to spend on shopping
for next week.
They all let out a cheer upon hearing the news, but Pete
soon considered the consequences of their failure, declaring,
"We're all gonna' starve!"
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