Big Bro House Ain't No Butlins!
Newly-appointed Lifeguards Richard and Mikey got into the
swing of things today, but all-too-soon their antics became
a bit too realistic!
Sat on their perches wearing lifeguards sun hats, yellow
vests and ultra-skimpy red trunks, the two certainly looked
the part. In fact, so impressed was Nikki that she even reckoned
Rich should train as a lifeguard so that he could pull some
But it wasn't long before the pedantic pair were acting just
like real lifeguards, literally blowing the whistle
on Lisa's bombing antics.
Then Mikey pulled his peers up on the cardinal sin of swimming
pool etiquette by putting a loud-hailer to his mouth and announcing,
"No petting in the pool please!"
So, Lisa's playful attention to Imogen's boobs was a no-no,
and it seems that running, bombing and snogging are off the
agenda for the time-being.
Bah! This holiday camp's rubbish!
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