Temporary BB Security guards Lea and Sam had a tough night
of it last night as they carried-out their totally pointless
roles (the BB House already has stack-loads of burly Security
Initially, there was plenty of enthusiasm for the roles,
with the two girls excited about being able to spy on their
So, the pervy pair scanned their CCTV monitor with interest,
Lea claiming in her usual crude fashion that some movement
spotted beneath the duvet was, "Dickie having a tug".
The undercover activity was duly noted down in the log, but
the pair soon got bored and were almost 20-minutes late for
their scheduled 3am walkabout.
"I'm bored s***less, I'm freezing cold and I'm still
on my period. AND I've got to sit in blokes' clothes,"
moaned Lea, as ever-so-slightly-butch Sam acknowledged that
they're possibly the worst security guards ever.
Mind you, you wouldn't want to run into that pair in a dark
alley... unless you're Glyn, in which case it would probably
be something of a fantasy!
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