Group Told The Nominees, Autobro' Malfunctions
The group were gathered together this afternoon to be told
the result of yesterday's tenth round of nominations. However,
Automated Big Brother malfunctioned just at the wrong time.
"This is Automated Big Brother...." began the machine,
but then things started to go wrong as it went a bit 'Max
Headroom' (an 80's TV show for those who weren't around),
its voice first going all slow and then really high pitched,
the second-rate entity stumbling to reveal the nominees.
"Im-Im-Imogen... and..." said Autobro, but left
the group hanging for who the other nominee/s might be.
Of course, this prompted lots of different theories to emerge
from the paranoid group, including Aisleyne suggesting that
she could be 'up', but the machine deliberately missed her
out (her name would normally come first if she was up).
So, as far as they were concerned the nominees could be anyone,
and the group would have to wait until the computer got fixed
before they'd find out.
In the meantime though, Autobro certainly wound the housemates
up by turning off the water, installing a portaloo in the
garden and hanging a sign over its keypad saying 'OUT OF ORDER'.
Come back Big Bruv, all is forgiven!
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