'Top Dog' Aisleyne Forces A Fail
Yesterday, the prisoners got to test their resolve by peeling
onions; today, they got to test their lock-picking skills
as Big Bro provided them with one-or-two padlocks to open...
well, 400 to be precise!
So, with Big Guv having delivered a shedload of locks along
with a bunch of keys, the five pretend-crims had to unlock
each-and-every one within three hours in-order to pass the
task. If they failed, they would incur one fail out of a maximum
of five allowed.
But as soon the group put metal to metal, Aisleyne moaned
"Too many locks..." and Imogen was similarly cheesed-off,
saying, "This is impossible!"
"We are supposed to do twenty (each, per hour), it's
impossible! Why are we killing ourselves?" whinged Aisleyne,
and after a series of little arguments and mucho negative
comments from the feisty 27-year-old, they all agreed to give
Looks like someone's snatched the position of Top Dog then?
Hey, that reminds us of the long-running Ozzie cult series
'Prisoner: Cell Block H' ...but hang on, there's no-one to
play the parts of nutty, butch Prison Officer, Joan 'The Freak'
Ferguson, or sour-faced Deputy Governor, Vera 'Vinegar T*ts'
Where's Jayne and Lea when you need 'em? Arf!
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