Human Dog School Task: FAILED!
It will probably come as no surprise to learn that the group
has failed yet another weekly task. Crikey, this lot are blinkin'
With the pretend-pooches having performed tricks on the first
day, herded ducks on day two and completed an obstacle course
today, it was only the last section which was completed successfully.
For two out-of the four dogs failed to perform their trick
correctly and all four failed to herd their ducks
in the allotted time. This task hasn't exactly been an easy
ride for all concerned...
Along the way, Stiffler aka Anthony, moaned that Craig was
taking things too far and hinted that he was getting some
kind of S & M type enjoyment out of the task.
Even when Derek pointed-out that it wasn't essential for his
dog to be on the lead all day, Craig insisted on treating
his dog like his b*tch!
Kemal predictably had problems with his disobedient mutt (Science),
who stubbornly refused to do what he was told. He'd taken
on the name 'Sci-Dog' for the task, but the waffle-prone woofer
should probably have been called Psycho-Dog instead!
Science made himself look even more ridiculous than he already
did in his fluffy blue dog outfit, by talking back to his
owner and harassing Derek.
Kemal later complained in the Diary Room that his mongrel-like
peer was displaying homophobic behaviour, although Science
claimed he was actually trying to prove that he wasn't homophobic.
Whatever, he should not have insisted on touching Derek and
Kemal in the way that he did.
Reacting to the news of the group's fail, Derek, who was especially
keen to pass this week, angrily said, "I'm not going
to do any more of these bloody things".
Due to their fail, the group will now be on basic shopping
budget next week of £1 per person per day.
So, there'll be no doggie drops or smokey bones on the shopping
list this week then... in fact the only bones likely to figure
in the House over the coming days are the ones that his peers
will want to pick with Science over his increasingly volatile
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