Stars In Their Eyes
The housemates have been talking about potential post-Big
Brother TV careers today, and some of their ideas were a bit
off the wall.
Vanessa said that she'd like to run a shopping channel called
'Kinky Pinky', not selling adult toys as you might imagine,
but dealing in pink stuff. Oh, and cookies... she just had
to get food in there somewhere, didn't she?
A busy TV executive's gotta' eat, we know that, but if she
ever gets her plan off the ground we can definitely see an
Oprah-style weight problem on the horizon going by the way
Vanessa fills her face.
Cookies on tap? Lethal!
Talking of Oprah, Craig speculated that he might become the
new Trisha, but best pal Anthony said that his head was too
big for TV. The bitchy Norfolk boy retorted by suggesting
that the midget-like dancer's own show would be called 'It's
A Small World'.
It was decided that Eugene could host a gadget show called
'Ten Irresponsible Things To Do With A Microwave', based on
his bizarre anecdotes about blowing things up with one of
the electromagnetic devices.
Orlaith imagined that her TV channel would be called 'Pink
Ladies', but mysteriously the model had no idea what it would
be about. A bit like Takeshi's Castle then, if you've ever
However Science, ever one to get a word in when it's not
really required, suggested that the Belfast Babe's channel
would probably be for, ahem, adult entertainment.
And if she ever needed someone to oversee the Channel's output,
you know, to tune in each night in the interests of quality
control, we're sure that Maxwell would be only too willing
Chicken-cleaner Science wasn't quite so amused when the group
decided that his channel would be called 'Chicken Tonight!'
"You lot are stupid. I can cook more than chicken you
idiots," said the grumpy rapper, not seeing the funny
And as for habitual game-player Makosi, there seemed to be
a show ready-made for her on MTV: 'Punked!'
Oh well, this lot are obviously stars in their own
eyes, but seeing as only a couple of former Big Brother contestants
have gained long-term TV careers, they don't want to count
their chickens just yet!
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