Watch-Out, Craig's Talking: BS ALERT!
Ever one to embellish a tale, Craig could certainly be described
as a compulsive liar. In fact, Maxwell has challenged him
several times about his canny ability of just make stuff up
for the hell of it, and tonight, his latest bit of BS was
about ghosts in the Big Brother House.
Having told Maxwell that he once saw a vampire in one of the
mirrors, the cloud-cuckoo crimper then claimed that the House
was haunted, shrieking, "The f*****g door just opened,
I'm f*****g scared over here, the cooker's just been switched
"Yeah, 'course it has Craig," said Maxwell, now
able to spot one of the Norfolk lad's dubious tales a mile
"Shut up! There is a possession! Me and Lesley
were in the bedroom that night and there was a vampire in
the mirror," insisted the youngster, perhaps forgetting
to take into account when constructing his untruth that vampires
don't have reflections. Doh!
Then, with his exaggerated tale going nowhere (after all,
the only vampires in the House have been housemates dressed-up
in fancy dress), Craig decided to bring his hairdressing salon
into it, claiming that it was once possessed.
But Max, tiring of the boy's fiction fest, changed the subject
and asked, "Did you really meet George Michael the other
day?" Craig insisted that he had.
Yeh, right. Tell us another Craig... actually, don't bother
'cos we're 'gonna need a pair of cyber wellies if you continue
to churn out all this complete-and-utter BS!
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