Big Brother Boxing
Maxwell has been criticised for being too aggressive and for
threatening near-violence recently, but now Science has suggested
that the housemates should have a punch-up to settle their
Okay, so he wasn't being as serious as Maxwell was over the
Cidergate scandal, but the wordsmith visited the Diary Room
today to put forward his idea for 'Big Brother Boxing'.
Cleverly steering around the fact it would involve pummeling
your opponent to win an argument, Science instead drew attention
to the fact that it's a sporting way to settle disagreements.
Hmm... if we had a disagreement with ear-biting ex-boxer Mike
Tyson, we'd probably be tempted to keep our mouth shut, rather
than dive into the ring to 'settle it like gentlemen!'
Although he often adopts an aggressive tone in his voice,
Science insisted to Big Bro that he's not a violent man. "I'm
a lover of nature, a lover of life," he explained.
That said, the slight music man then pondered the idea of
getting Maxwell into the ring.
Dubbing his potential opponent 'as ignorant as a pig', Science
said of the potential match-up, "He underestimates my
skinny physique. I'd wipe the floor with him".
We're not so sure about that, but Science has had his opponents
'on the ropes' many times during arguments over the past five
weeks. However, maybe he should stick to the verbal dust-ups,
rather than the physical?
Of course, we don't expect a full-blown fight to break out
this year, no more than we expect Vanessa to suddenly become
the life and soul of the party and live up to her 'wacky'
Mind you, you can't help wondering who'd have the upper hand
in a bout between the lyrical Leeds boy and the loud-mouthed
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