That Terrible 'Morning After' Feeling
Remember during BB3 when Jade supposedly indulged PJ in a
sexual act that rhymes with his name? Afterwards they tried
to pretend that nothing had happened. Well, a similar situation
has occurred today.
Last night Max and Saskia had an 'undercover rendezvous',
to put it politely. Presumably the pair wanted to make the
most of the fact that if either one, or indeed both, were
up for eviction this week, it would be their last few days
Either that, or Saskia just wanted to re-assert her sexiness
having just met stunning new housemate Orlaith... oh, and
avert the attention of Maxwell's eyeballs and lolloping tongue!
Late in the evening the horny pair retired to the bedroom
for a fumble, but Maxwell was literally caught with trousers
down (well his boxers) when his best bud Anthony walked into
the room and switched the light on!
Science was duly awakened and then in came Craig, then Derek,
then the newbies. All the while, there were panting noises
emanating from under the dotted duvet, which didn't quite
cover Max's pasty white bum.
Come this morning, the pair were sheepish about what went
on, not in the time-honoured 'Oh my god, I didn't, did
I?' way on the part of the bloke, but just general embarrassment
from both parties.
As they awoke to the sound of James Brown's 'Sex Machine'
(good one BB!), the pair couldn't even look at each other
and Saskia just said that her head was spinning about 'everything'.
"What everything?" quizzed Max, as if he
"I can't stop thinking about it," replied Saskia.
We're still not sure what 'it' was; all we can say is that
Saskia appears to be a very 'handy' girl to know when your
a horny, sex-starved male BB contestant!
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