Max Is A T*t (Man)
In a typical pub-style conversation, Maxwell and Anthony have
been discussing female attributes today in the time-honoured
'Are you a t*t or a bum man?' manner!
Having perhaps had his brain addled by sitting in the sun
for too long, Anthony kicked-off the conversation by thinking
about his ideal woman.
Claiming that he didn't have a preference between bazookas
and booty, the horny Geordie lad stated that he was 'loving
ar*e' when Maxwell said that he must choose one or the other.
An unfortunate turn of phrase, given all the recent rumours!
But Anthony then decided to intellectualise the decision,
by saying, "If there was a big girl with huge t*ts and
a slim girl with a tight arse and small boobs, I'd have to
go for the second one".
With that, Science came over all 'PC' and suggested that women
come in all shapes and sizes, and should be liked for what
they are, not what they look like.
Amen to that.
Yours is the Michelle McManus lookalike standing at the bar
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