Everything's Alright On Speed Dating Night
So, you’re an all-seeing entity and your social experiment
is rapidly moving towards self-destruction. What can you do
to ease the tension?
Have a Speed Dating night, of course.
That’s precisely what Big Bro did tonight and amazingly,
it worked, with the whole group having great fun flirting
with each other up in the Loft Room!
Throughout the evening, the housemates took it in turns to
ask romantic questions, where they would interview three visitors
for a period of 2 minutes each.
Highlights included Anthony in a panic when he thought Craig
was going to kiss him (although he did encourage his gay peer,
by saying romantically, "If loving you is wrong, I don’t
ever want to be right").
This incident was rapidly followed by an exaggerated ducking
manoeuvre when interviewee Roberto offered Ant a European-style
kiss following their little pow-wow.
However, the Geordie lad didn't shy away from Sam’s
cack-handed lap dance, during which the nervous 23-year-old
undid his trousers and accidentally smacked him in the face!
Other standout moments were Anthony kissing Makosi and then
Sam offering her a kiss, with the pair locking lips
for a passionate snog. Makosi appeared slightly flustered
and confused following the lingering Frenchy.
Maxwell got a snog from Saskia by taking his shirt off and
attaching sweets to his thin, pasty body, but later received
a lap dance from Vanessa, which was on the wrong side of letchy.
However, the best bit of the whole night was when Kemal played
an outrageously flirty female character during his turn asking
The bonkers 19-year-old's first date was Roberto, who went
into flirting overdrive by staring straight into his eyes
and continually touching Kemal’s leg during their romantic
"Phew. That was too much for me to handle," said
a flustered Kemal afterwards, talking to himself and getting
over the shock of almost being kissed.
Anthony, was the next person to enter the ‘Love Loft’
and had great fun with his Turkish date. Wearing skimpy yellow
pants emblazoned with the word Brazil, he appeared to get
slightly aroused, or so Kemal said.
Playing along, Ant said that his ideal date would wear red
stiletto shoes, have a 12 O’clock shadow and sport tight
curly hair. Overly-camp Kemal ruffled his selection of condoms
Last up was Vanessa, who was given tips on how to ‘work
it like a b**ch’ and sent away with flowers in her hair
and also in her bambino’s (cleavage!)
It was a very funny night and everyone played along, including
Maxwell and Roberto who were totally fine with each other
when they met.
The only downer was when Saskia took the opportunity to ignore
all notion of romantic questioning and used the sesh' as a
thinly-veiled excuse to have a pop at Derek.
However, the most mature housemate didn't rise to the bait,
so her efforts to belittle him were fruitless in the end.
Well done Big Bro. Against all the odds you’ve managed
to provide the housemates and viewers with a fantastic night
of fun. We must do it again some time, daahling!
If you’d like to try and find a real Date by asking
your own fun questions rather than the usual boring and predictable
ones, check-out Interrodate.co.uk
where you can do precisely that.
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