Sexual Frustration Sets In Early
It usually takes more than two weeks to rear its head, but
the issue of sexual frustration came about at bedtime tonight.
As everyone lay in bed in what was a reasonably early night
for the whole group, Craig joked that he’d better not
relieve himself because it might be uncomfortable for Vanessa.
The pals were sharing a bed together and duvet-hogger Craig
joked that he was ‘saving it up for when he gets out’.
About the very notion of, as one housemate put it, ‘cracking
one off’, Kemal said, "I could never bring myself
to do that in here".
The 19-year-old seemed genuinely shocked when casually informed
that previous Big Brother housemates, both the men and the
women, had participated in masturbation.
Cheeky chappy Maxwell then confirmed that as soon as he gets
out he’ll be looking for nookie as a priority. "I
feel sorry for the bird," stated the would-be ladies
But Anthony unwittingly helped fuel the gay rumours about
him by joining-in the ‘blokey’ banter and saying,
"(When I get out) I’m getting anything that moves!"
He probably meant female, but it seemed to us that
his efforts to join-in with the laddish behaviour weren’t
natural; in other words, he isn’t the kind of guy that
would normally wolf-whistle women etc.
Saskia then encouraged Max to go for it if he really felt
the need to relieve his sexual frustration, even experimenting
on his behalf with a technique for hiding the proceedings
under the covers.
Craig also had a good idea of how to do things secretly,
but what the group don’t know is that Big Brother has
special heat sensitive cameras that can effectively see under
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