Craig’s Got A Surprise For Anthony!
After rising from his pit this morning, Craig returned to
the bedroom in just his boxer shorts and told Anthony that
he had something for him. We bet he has!
Having been unable to endure the horrendous ‘badly-played
violin’ wake-up sound, Craig visited the kitchen but
soon slunk back to bed.
As would-be boyfriend Anthony stirred, the Norfolk scissor-smith
begged his best pal to come near his bed to receive a present.
"What is it?" asked the sceptical dancer, perhaps
thinking along the same lines you were when you read the first
line of this story?
"Come and get it and you’ll find out," insisted
Craig, before reminding Anthony that he’d said the housemates
need to take risks.
"It IS a bit of a risk," said Ant in response,
but Craig just pleaded, "Come on darling, I wouldn’t
lie to you".
Erm, is that normal banter for two blokes who are ‘just
Anthony eventually gave in, but apparently not out-of intrigue,
just to shut Craig up. He was rewarded with a glass of ice
cold orange juice, his favourite drink.
However, Makosi mocked the former mullet-wearer for having
had to beg Ant so much, then Anthony said about the fact that
taking a risk had paid-off, "A risk? Don’t be stupid,
I just couldn’t be ar**d".
He then matter-of-factly asked for a pair of Craig’s
boxer shorts to wear, which will surely encourage the younger
housemate to accidentally-on-purpose run out of clean keks
so that he can wear some of Ant’s?
Earlier in the conversation Craig offered to be the Geordie
midget’s hairdresser for life, but we prefer to use
a different word: ‘stalker!’
With Eugene claiming today that Anthony is guilty of encouraging
the attention and suggesting that he doesn't leave
Craig alone, the bizarre Love Story saga continues…
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