Secret Mission: Big Brother Shuts Max Up!
"Love a duck." Londoner Maxwell was given a secret
mission by Big Brother today... to try and keep his mouth
Well, not quite, but Big Bro asked the cheeky chappy to converse
with all the other housemates for ten minutes, but not to
say the words 'yes' or 'no'. Oh, and he was to refrain from
uttering any swear words too.
Bl**dy 'ell! How was he gonna do that?!
If he passed, Max would have got some much needed kecks, something
he'd requested from the all-seeing entity a couple of days
However, although he started off well by saying, "Of
course," to Lesley instead of 'yes', it all went a bit
Pete Tong with his uttering, "Yeah," three times
to Vanessa and also singing the word 'no' twice.
Amazingly, Max managed not to swear during the mission, but
his Saint-like behaviour was in vain. He'd failed. In the
Diary Room sore loser Maxwell laid the blame on Vanessa, as
it was the first time he'd spoken to her.
We reckon that as he left the room, the disappointed engineer
would have had one phrase on his mind... and it rhymes with
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