Let's not beat around the bush,
Corin's inane behaviour and turbo-talking winds John up, but
when he mocked the 29-year-old Stockport lass this 'alvo,
Having already imitated the way that she continually says
'I lurve it' in the garden, the Aussie hunk headed indoors
to collect his suitcase from the storeroom.
When Corin followed him inside, John said 'Oh my God' in
a silly voice to mock her, but the surgically-enhanced retailer
had a pop at him, spitting: "Don't even think you can
bring an argument to me, 'cause I won't take it".
"Argue with yourself," she concluded, walking away
after bickering with the former car body worker. However,
she soon came back into the room, whereupon John criticised
her for having 'bolt-ons' (meaning fake boobs) and the bust-up
Corin stormed-off to the Diary Room and told Big Brother:
"Oh, I'm absolutely fuming. I can't stand him".
She then went into a long rant about being taken the mickey
out-of, talking ten-to-the-dozen in the ever-so-slightly annoying
voice that winds JJ up.
Half-an-hour later, Big Brother's metaphorical head did a
'Scanners' (1980's reference, too bad all you kids!) and exploded.
Well, it didn't, but the all-seeing entity went very quiet...
probably because it had popped down to the local chemist to
buy some aspirin!