Caoimhe was slightly miffed tonight
because Big Brother had repeatedly got her name wrong today,
not just pronouncing it incorrectly but calling her Shabby
The Irish beauty told her peers that the all-seeing entity
had apologised for its faux pas, but upon hearing the news
an egotistical Shabby pondered: "It must mean that they
say my name a lot then?"
The conversation led Govan (pronounced Jo-van) to recall
that while he was going through the application process the
producers kept mispronouncing his name.
This prompted a pedantic Shabby – real name Keeley
– to recall how annoyed she got with the producers for
repeatedly calling her by her birth name prior to entering
the House, claiming that she pretended not to understand them
when they addressed her by it.
Caoimhe had a similar grievance, saying: "I don't know
how many times I told them: 'I do not want to be spelt, if
I go on this show, the name on my passport; you need to spell
it how it's pronounced'".
And just in case you're still unsure how the seemingly random
collection of vowels and consonants should be pronounced,
it's Kee-va... not Ka-oy-me!