We already know that he's an interesting guy, but David has
come out with the line of all lines tonight, claiming that
his pals are time-travellers!
As Ben was preparing to go to bed in the early hours of the
morning and gave Mario a lingering hug (erm, thought you were
straight, mate?), Dave mocked Mario by calling him 'Mr Mensa',
having conceded that he is bright.
In response, the former McDonalds worker and sometime mole
declared: "My thesis on time travel won me a science
UFO fan Dave's ears pricked-up and he said, "Talk to
me about time travel, I'd like to hear that," before
bizarrely claiming: "I know people who travel through
"Do you know anyone normal," replied Mario,
mocking the off-the-wall Christian Minister back.
If David really does have mates that can help him travel
back in time, he should go back to the 1970's when his haircut
was last in fashion!