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What's Marcus Up-To Now?
With an uncharacteristic (of late) spring in his step, Marcus
wrapped himself up in his duvet and headed for the garden
in the early hours of Wednesday morning, but what was he up-to?
The ever-so-slightly-odd window maker first began messing
around with the decking, and told Big Brother that it needed
fixing when the step moved as he flicked it.
Wearing his duvet like a robe, the 35-year-old then started
looking through the mirrors to try and see the cameramen,
before moving-on to inspect the wall that he'd climbed-up
before, you know, the one with the metal ladder-type structure,
kindly provided by Big Brother. Doh!
Having a really good look at his surroundings, it was obvious
that Marcus was in a mischievous mood, and you had to wonder
if he was gonna' do a Ken and hop over the wall to freedom,
However, his behaviour got more and more strange as the Londoner
stood rooted to the spot for a while, and then threw the duvet
over his head and began inspecting the ground closely.
A sleepy-headed Charlie got up and observed Marcus' peculiar
behaviour through the patio doors, doubtless wondering what
the nominee was up-to, and it seems that Marcus had put Big
Bruv on edge too, as the entity suddenly announced: "This
is Big Brother. Would Marcus turn his microphone on".
However, the mistaken entity had jumped the gun, because
the oft-defiant window fitter hadn't actually switched it
off, something he immediately proved to Charlie. Oops!
Upon hearing the announcement, Rodders got up and came outside
to join the pair, and Marcus declared: "They're being
idiots. They think I'm up to something Roddy, because I'm
walking around the garden with a duvet over my head, acting
suspiciously". He later claimed that he'd found some
'interesting metal and plastic objects'.
Are we the only ones slightly concerned that Marcus is going
a bit stir crazy now, genuinely nuts? Not that we have much
sympathy for him really, but surely the psychotherapists will
have to get involved if his cycle of bizarre-aggressive-bizarre
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