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Life's A Fag
Life's a drag in the Big Brother House... however it's anything
but a drag when they've run out-of sticks of tobacco
to puff on!
It was only a matter of time before the fags ran out and
the housemates got desperate for a nicotine fix, and that
day came today.
So, with their packets empty, thick-as-thieves smoking partners
Karly and Lisa came to the Diary Room to beg for some cigs.
However, Big Brother denied their request, and the non-smoking
entity reminded them that the group had to pass the weekly
shopping budget task first.
Lisa then stooped to a new low, offering Big Bro a quick
flash of her boobs in return for a ciggie, but Karly noted:
"They see them all the time anyway".
So, unsuccessful in their efforts to blag a couple of smokes,
the pair resorted to searching the garden for dog-ends. But
Lisa was soon moaning that even prrison inmates are given
ciggies, going-on to suggest that Big Brother was trying to
Erm, we know that the Government recommends five pieces of
fruit per day, but we're not so sure about fags!
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