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'Vash Talks Tats
No, the title of this article isn't a misspelling, even though
he was talking to surgically-enhanced Sophie in the early
hours of the morning... rather, Siavash talked to the blonde
model about his planned tattoos tonight.
"I guarantee my tattoos will be the coolest tattoos
you've ever seen," began the stylish Iranian, who is
rather less flamboyantly-dressed at the moment after giving-up
his clothes to win back some prize money.
"I mean, look at me in general," added
the confident style guru, feigning a big ego and flirting
in the way that he often does with Soph'. "Oh, behave
yourself. You're such a big poser," replied his blonde
companion, understandably unimpressed given that he was sat
there in a lycra leotard, dickie bow tie and male-stripper
Siavash then talked about getting a tattoo on his face, but
Sophie misunderstood and initially thought he was referring
to a teardrop, which is said to be an indicator that the wearer
has killed someone or served time in prison.
However, the 23-year-old re-iterated that he was talking
about an intricate design going from his eye to his cheek.
"Like The Joker, but not like The Joker," added
the events organiser, not exactly helping Sophie to picture
his plans, especially as Heath Ledger's recent Joker looked
like a zombie.
Sophie was concerned about what it might look like when
he's an old man, and pointed-out that you can't cover-up your
face like you can your body. But Siavash was adamant that
he would at least get his chest tattooed, and described a
possible design thus: "A flower around the nipple, not
in a womanly way, very manly".
We appreciate that we live in a metrosexual society, but
since when have flowers been manly? That said, we're sure
that there are plenty of burly and heavily-tattooed men out
there with thorny flower tattoos who are very manly indeed.
Erm, please don't come and beat us up!
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