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Marcus' Own Face Makes Him Want To Cry!
Marcus caught a glimpse of his Big Brother publicity photo
today after the group were set a new task, and he made a beeline
for the Diary Room to have a good old moan about it.
To us, the image is as familiar as his face, and when we
see it on TV showing those 'Churchill the Insurance Dog' jowls
and eyes, unique-but-silly sideburns and bouffant hair-do,
we take it for granted.
However, Marcus took the chance to analyse the publicity
shot today, telling Big Bro that he dislikes absolutely everything
about it. When asked to elaborate, the 35-year-old reeled-off
a list: "The expression on my face, how my head is tilted,
the position of my body, the little curl bit that could quite
easily have been photoshopped out...".
"I just look like an absolute tool... it doesn't even
look like me," he added, before stating that he'd have
preferred a pose where he was going 'Grrr'.
When he told pal Siavash that it really affects him, the
Iranian events man opined that it wasn't that bad, but Marcus
just dubbed himself a 'freak' and whinged that everyone else's
picture is so nice.
And the factory worker seemed to totally overreact when he
declared: "I honestly feel like crying, I really do.
After all the things in this House, I've never thought about
crying. But looking at that picture makes me wanna' cry".
We know how you feel mate, we really do!
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