Nasty Nick and Slick Vic have joined forces to try and take
the game to new heights.
Yesterday, the pair formed an allegiance and began talking
about toppling Brian. Tonight, their scheming continued as
they retreated to the wicker snug in the early hours to broadcast
direct to the nation.
Once inside, the BB1 cheat and the BB5 troublemaker pretended
to host their own Ultimate Big Brother spin-off show called
'Big Brother's Little Brother's Cousin'. Catchy!
Dubbing themselves 'Nick B' and 'Victor E', the pair of pantomime-style
baddies discussed their gameplan, with the former asking the
latter what he thinks of the bookies' current Favourite, Brian.
"Brian is, at the moment, the overwhelming favourite,"
began would-be presenter Vic, continuing: "He knows it.
We know it. And he knows we know it. And he knows we know
he knows we know" (that's clear then - Ed).
Then latecomer Vic, who rather ridiculously referred to himself
as a 'rapper-slash-part-time-hitman' during his first stay
in the House (he was a student at the time and is now an unemployed
stockbroker), suggested that the pair were contemplating whether
to allow Brian's juggernaut of success to roll on, or whether
to derail it.
It was all a bit tongue-in-cheek, but you just know that
they're probably serious in their belief that they can take
That said, Brian – who is currently top of the popularity
Polls – seems to have done himself a bit of
a disservice lately, because it seems that some fans took
offence to the jokey comment he made about Chantelle yesterday,
when he called her a 'skank'.