Like us, you may be a bit confused as-to why former Big Brother
11 housemate John James Parton is doing a 'tour' of the UK.
After all, he's not a rock star, he's not a politician, he's
not a famous actor, he's not a top sportsman and he's certainly
not David Beckham, someone he was touted as being a lookalike
for when he entered the Big Brother House at the beginning
Indeed, he's just a guy who appeared on a Reality TV show,
and got kicked-out by the public after losing popularity as
the weeks went on. He didn't even win it, or even come close.
Therefore, it's a bit laughable that he's planning to do
a stack of personal appearances so that his fans will have
a chance to meet him. But that's exactly what's set to happen
in September and October.
To be frank, we're not especially interested in seeing him
in the flesh, but then again, we're blokes. However,
we accept that a number of female fans will lap up the chance
to get a close look and maybe a chat with the Australian hunk.
If you fancy it, here's when-and-where you need to go ladies
and (presumably gay) gents:
Saturday the 4th of September - Odyssey in Swansea.
Thursday the 9th of September - Liberty's in Edinburgh.
Saturday the 11th of September - Play Nightclub in Hereford.
Wednesday the 15th of September - Genesis Nightclub in Dublin.
Saturday the 18th of September - Passion in Sunderland.
Sunday the 19th of September - Halo in Leeds.
Thursday the 23rd of September - Embrace Nightclub in Sheffield.
Friday the 24th of September - Elk Nightclub in Ireland &
Mount Errigan Hotel in Ireland.
Saturday the 25th of September - St Columb's in Londonderry
(Northern Ireland) & Katy Daly's in Strabane (Northern
Sunday the 26th of September - Campus in Glasgow.
Monday the 27th of September - Students' Union, University
of Gloucestershire, Gloucester.
Wednesday the 29th of September - Bambu, Newcastle Upon Tyne.
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Saturday the 2nd of October - Garlands in Liverpool.
Saturday the 9th of October - The Cotton Factory in Huddersfield.
Apparently, more dates could be added soon; for details just
search Google for the website of his booking agency, Industry
A spokesperson for the company said of the impending tour:
"John James can't wait to get out on the road and meet
the people who supported him whilst he was in the Big Brother