If Channel 4 ever wanted to bring back How Clean Is Your
House?, they wouldn't have to look far to find somewhere for
Kim and Aggie to clean up.
For the conversation turned to how dirty the Big Brother
House is tonight, with Michelle suggesting that Makosi takes
showers in the garden not to make good TV, but because the
bathroom is skanky.
Nick didn't believe it and told her not to fall for that
excuse, the suggestion being that Makosi is an out-and-out
attention-seeker. However, Victor agreed with Michelle, saying
of the bathroom: "It's f*****g hideous".
The trio then accepted that the bathroom is dirty,
with Vic adding that he won't walk across the floor in bare
feet, and Michelle noting that the sink doesn't work properly
and there's loads of toothpaste everywhere.
Commenting on the changeover from Big Brother 11 to Ultimate
Big Brother last week, latecomer Vic said: "I thought
they'd end it on Tuesday (and) spend three days scrubbing".
However, Michelle correctly thought the House had been cleaned
in anticipation of the Ultimate Big Brother housemates arriving.
Indeed, the production team came into the House on the day
of the BB11 Finale and sprayed a bit of antibacterial cleaner
around the place, scrubbed the oven, replaced some carpet
and frosted the glass in the shower for the benefit of the
Still, given that up until that point the gaff had been lived-in
for over ten weeks by up to 21 people, and had suffered a
flood too, it was hardly the clean-up operation to end all
Oh well, by all accounts the Big Brother House will be torn-down
within a matter of weeks anyway, unless another TV channel
licences the show from Endemol and keeps it going.
Come on Channel 5, pull your finger out!